May 2013
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varldslighet:
yourlettertohogwarts:
varldslighet:
after fridays come the
I CANT. IM DONE.
shikajika:
wallacelovessteven:
ACCIDENTALLY SPOILIN SOMETHIN FOR A FRIEND
what the fuck dude im not up to that bit in toy story yet
teenagesophiebennett:
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
babyferaligator:
urinatings:
FACT: ocean
this is not a fact i asked my mom
circumcisions:
she believed [it was not butter]
communisrn:
whos-the-current-us-president:
ronald reagan
i cant believe it
baboushkat:
dirudo:
When your friend shares someones nudes with you
“when ur friend betrays somebody’s trust and leaks their nudes”
kuroenigma:
echobo:
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
smilingemoticon:
yes this is exactly what i needed on my dashboard
It's sad.
When you try to pick up a conversation with someone you haven’t talked to in a while and used to be close to, but you notice that they don’t make any effort to talk to you and just push you further away to the point where you realize that things have changed and it’d be probably better to let go. People come and go, sadly. Even the ones you thought you’d never lose.
poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
esexist:
#nofilter #nomakeup #nosociallife #nowilltolive
thefuuuucomics:
deanprincesster:
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
he is one of us
uzumakikairi:
8oo:
do you ever see these machines at the store and wonder if the person who filled them spit on the candy or something
NOT UNTIL NOW!!
zackisontumblr:
i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand
theselener:
when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about
earthnation:
earthnation:
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
